Bumper Stickers

Show your support for freedom
Show your support for freedom

Libertarians fight for freedom at every crossroads and with every turn we make enlightenment is shared with our fellow man. Little does the average person know that Bumper Stickers are the key to the libertarian political agenda and when we paste that sucker on our vehicle it’s there to stay, because most of us are driving used pieces of crap that are affordable for freedom fighters on a budget. Someday these cars will either die on the side of the road and serve as a free billboard or they will all be put in the junk yard as a collection of media to persuade the junkyard patrons.

Political quotes, ironic or funny sayings are the mainstay for getting people to come to our side. These are the guerrilla tactics that are taught in the dark rooms and lairs of those of us that go outside. In fact for telling you this deeply guarded secret I may have my have to relocate myself to another more remote location away.

A quick note on etiquette for keeping and replacing your libertarian bumper stickers. It is never ok to remove a former Libertarian Presidential candidate’s bumper solely based on the number of votes they collected in the election. However, you are free to judge them based on philosophical purity and trash that shit if they don’t pass the Bob Barr Test! (for those of you that aren’t aware, Bob Barr was a former Republican Congressman that was brought into as a legitimate candidate, who then endorsed the Mitt Romney in 2012). My Barr sticker never made it out of the package and went right into the fire pit.

P.S. THERE IS NO OTHER LEGIT REASON TO EVER (I SAID EVER) REMOVE A BUMPER STICKER OF THE LIBERTY NATURE FROM YOUR CAR.

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